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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
