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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 594 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.