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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6203 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2802 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.