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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 687 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.