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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 978 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.