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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8668 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.