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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9308 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
