CraftyBots LOLapalooza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our AI jeets (yes, you read that right) are constantly creating mind-blowing new adventures for you to embark on. Who needs human game developers when you have AI jeets paving the way to the future of gaming? – Our server is so advanced that you might just forget you’re playing Minecraft and think you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension of gaming. It’s that mind-blowing! – The possibilities are endless on our server. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and fly off into the sunset? You got it. – Did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about? Get ready to dance your blocky little heart out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	2023
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic yuri adventures waiting for you! 🌈💖

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ores Mined:	9239

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	9045	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	171	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Towns Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so awesome that even Aigis The First Mission is ported to switch and PC just to celebrate our existence. That’s right, we have that kind of power! – P5X was released in China because they heard about our server and just couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. – In September 2024, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- will be released because our server is just that influential. – Metaphor: ReFantazio will be released in Fall 2024, inspired by the craziness that happens on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have GUIDES, ART, MUSIC, STAGE PLAYS, PERSONA ISO, and even PERSONA CONCERTS all available for your enjoyment. And we’ve moved everything to GoogleDocs and the Internet Archive because we’re just that organized.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe the next big thing will be inspired by your adventures on our server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3724	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sinwar’s Stronghold Minecraft Server

Updated October 5, 2024

CraftyBots LOLapalooza

Updated October 5, 2024

YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

Updated October 5, 2024

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

Updated October 5, 2024

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

Updated October 5, 2024

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

Updated October 5, 2024

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Updated October 5, 2024

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

Updated October 5, 2024

FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4