this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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