Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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