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Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	158	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2531
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Farms Harvested:	161	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2033	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	932551
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	2954
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	310633	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	1938	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mines Excavated:	1875	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14