SiMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3893	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Votes:	6174	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	7962
Endless Night Skies:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

Players:	104/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8475