A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.
Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as determined as you to make their dreams come true. We don’t just care about you, we care about you enough to drag you out of bed (virtually, of course) and help you build the life you’ve always wanted. With us, you’ll never feel alone or unimportant – because here, YOU are the star of the show.
So why wait for someone else to care about you when you can join our server and care about yourself in the most epic way possible? Don’t let life pass you by – grab your pickaxe and start mining for your dreams today!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: a group of players dressed as dragon girls, rebelling against the Halloween of 108! Fight epic battles, summon mythical creatures, and embark on quests that will leave you in stitches. And that’s not all – we have a water margin where you can sail the high seas and battle sea monsters like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Great Void Sea Battle is just another day in the life of our players. Join us for the most outrageous events and campaigns that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary dragon girl of the water margin.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo Clock Tower, where every hour on the hour, a giant cuckoo bird pops out and showers players with rare loot and enchanted items. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the elusive Cuckoo Armor set, you will become invincible and feared by all who dare to challenge you.
So come join us on the Biggest Cuck in Fiction Minecraft server, where every corner is filled with surprises, challenges, and plenty of cuckoo fun!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2672 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is no pushover – he’s got a diamond sword and a bad attitude.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether on our server, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman. Just be sure to watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a blaze’s mixtape.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves!
Or how about the time our resident Ender Dragon decided to take up knitting as a hobby and started leaving scarves made of ender pearls all over the map? You never know what you’ll find next in our wacky world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is full of supportive and understanding players who will always have your back. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
1. Our server is powered by magical unicorns who sprinkle pixie dust on your creations, making them 1000% more fabulous.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the dancing skeletons who guard it – they have killer moves!
3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they have been known to summon thunderstorms and rain down diamonds on the victor.
4. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Just hop on one of our friendly fire-breathing beasts and soar through the skies like a boss.
5. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and quirky players you will ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughter and shenanigans!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is a place where the craziest things happen, like creating OCs focused on women for all our fellow players to enjoy. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, check out our mega links and torrents for beast edit templates – because why not add a little extra wildness to your Minecraft experience?
So come on, join us in this madness and let’s create some unforgettable moments together. Just remember, leave the real-life stuff at the door – we’re here for pure, unadulterated fun and chaos!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 51 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the spectral poultry and claim victory?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing winning a prize of enchanted golden carrots. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but who knows what might happen when you’re playing with Cora Jade and her beau)!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP
Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.
So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 192 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
