SickSonSquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	455088	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Emeralds Found:	9282
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	1942

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	705

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2797
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	2587	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.