SickSonSquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Potions Brewed:	90
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6392
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pyrakia

Towny

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	4971	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	1118	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crops Grown:	7730	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	3714	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.