so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 98
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

    Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

    Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

    BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

    MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession
    LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Emeralds Found: 3386
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

    Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1891
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

    To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

    Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

    Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

    So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

    OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5275

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Enchantments Applied: 295
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 17190 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CreepyCrafters

    CreepyCrafters
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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