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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8159 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 889 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1736 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stinky situations of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Join us and never worry about your husband ruining your relaxation time in the bathroom again – because in our server, you can build as many bathrooms as you want, all for yourself!
No more penny or screwdriver shenanigans to invade your privacy – here, the only thing invading your space will be creepers (but don’t worry, you can always respawn)! And forget about IBS excuses, because in our server, everyone smells like roses (or at least like pixelated roses).
So come on over and join us for a bath-time adventure like no other! Build your own spa, take a relaxing dip in pixelated paradise, and never again worry about someone barging in on your bathroom bliss. Because in our Minecraft server, the only thing stinking up the place is the sulfur from exploding creepers – and that’s a smell you can handle!
