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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7268 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 581071 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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