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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2813 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?
Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.
So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?