ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2537	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	9844
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4