Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	964	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magic Items Found:	8653	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	2

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2951
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2030	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	174	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Emeralds Found:	8135	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crops Grown:	5631
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!