ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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