ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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