come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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