ShedLifeMIL_NOPE | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3307
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1916	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4831
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	4227
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Zombie Dances:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Craftara

1.21.1, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Connect, Conquer, Craftara, Discord, Explore, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty, Community, cute, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, passing, PIXEL, POL, relationships, Server, society, tolerance, trad, traditional values, trans woman, Transgender, webm

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Ego, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Advanced Quest, Fate/Grand Order Atlantis, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Damage Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order GUDAGUDA, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair Support, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Fate/Grand Order Summoning Info, FGO, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1061	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ExBlock-Party

accusations, Cheating, children, clear out, co parenting, Confront, custody battle, Divorce, donation, ex-spouse, ExBlockParty, family, goodwill, Help, micro preemie, MONEY, Siblings, Spite, Struggle, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just happen in real life, it happens in-game too! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of this player’s ex and their stolen toys.

Need a break from the chaos of your own life? Come build and explore with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine away your problems in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as entertaining and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5188

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PagerStrikeCraft

10. Corporate scandal, 11. Digital deception, 12. Misrepresentation, 13. Unethical behavior, 14. Crisis management, 15. Public relations, 16. Brand reputation, 17. Media scrutiny, 18. Legal implications, 19. Online presence, 2. Pager strike, 20. Trustworthiness., 3. Fake CEO photo, 4. Website, 5. Scandal, 6. Implication, 7. Deception, 8. Fraud, 9. Business ethics, Company implicated, PagerStrikeCraft

so, like, this server is like, sooo lit, you gotta join, man. like, the CEO is like, not even real, they use a fake photo, can you believe that? it’s like, a total scam, but in a funny way. join us and be part of the madness, we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you. come on, don’t be a square, join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	279
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Animals Bred:	82	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	4092
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6