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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	6703
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2000
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	249	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	802972	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0