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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3718 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
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