SettleCraft: TurboLandGrab | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	7047	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	3021
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Magic Items Found:	7730
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	3310	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	3857
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4582
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3