worst video games metacritic Minecraft Servers

TouchyCraft: SnapAttack

advice, aita, bashing, chance, customer service, dropped it, happen again, hostess, lower back, man, mom, older men, SnapAttack, snapping, Texas Roadhouse, Touched, TouchyCraft, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted hand placements again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable encounters. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back (literally). Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a relaxing gaming experience. Join now and leave those real-life troubles behind!

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, contemplation, Despair, emptiness, end of humanity, existential crisis, hopelessness, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelySurvivor, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self reliance, smp, solitude, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can answer that question in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and show off your survival skills in a world where the only other players are zombies, creepers, and skeletons.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.

And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	2899	Dragon Eggs Found:	5740
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military alliance, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military support, Minecraft, pentagon, security concerns, Server, strategic objectives, Support, Ukrainian operation, unaware

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, da Pentagon be all up in dis bizness supportin’ some Ukrainian operation in Kursk, but dey don’t even know what da heck dey doin’! It’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a blocky world of creepers and zombies. Who knows what kinda shenanigans will go down on dis server? Maybe da Pentagon will accidentally blow up a whole village with a misplaced TNT block, or maybe dey will team up with da Ender Dragon to take over da whole dang server! It’s gonna be wild, so come join us for some epic Minecraft madness, yo!

MineVaxGlobal

cancer treatment, clinical trials, global health, groundbreaking research, Healthcare, immunotherapy, innovative medicine, lung cancer, lung disease, medical breakthrough, Medical research, MineVaxGlobal, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, public health initiatives, respiratory health, scientific advancement, seven countries, vaccine trials, World First

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so dope that it’s like getting a world-first lung cancer vaccine trial launched across seven countries! yeah, you heard me right, SEVEN countries!

imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!

CokeCraft: Building a World of Flavor

Beverage, brand, building, carbonated, Coca Cola, CokeCraft, creator, culture, drink, flavor, Global, History, iconic, iconic brand, Impact, innovation, Legacy, Longevity, Marketing, society, Soda, success, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

imagine if the creator of coca-cola was actually a secret minecraft wizard who created a server that would still be around today, how different would our world be? well, let me tell you, this server is so epic that even herobrine himself is scared to join. we have diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary ender dragon while riding on a flying pig. join us now and become a part of history, because on this server, anything is possible. also, we have free pizza every friday.

SyncCraft: Love Edition

Behavior, Bonding, brain activity, close friends, Communication, Connection, Edition, emotional processing, emotional videos, Empathy, Intimacy, love, neuroscience, processing emotions, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic partners, Social Interaction, SyncCraft, synchronization, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6025	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can sync ur brainz with ur romantic partner while playin’! We gotz da most insane emotional videos to watch together and feel all da feels. Who needs close friends when u can have a partner who syncs with u on a whole ‘nother level? Join now for a mind-blowin’ experience like no other!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	263	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Towns Built:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	423926	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5473	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

amazed, Astonished, bewildered, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, how, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind blown, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexed, puzzled, shock, SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, what the heck, WTF

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6560	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!