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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 850 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.
we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.