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East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

Asias, BLOCK, Competition, cultural influence, DOMINANCE, east, east asia, economic powerhouse, Future, Geopolitical, global power shift, Globalization, growth, innovation, Irrelevance, leadership, MinecraftMadness, Misery, Party, progress, prosperity, rule, Rule The World, Supremacy, technological advancement, Time, West, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	482	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

West Taiwan’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Asia, Chaos, collapse aftermath, collapse of West Taiwan, Conflict, Crisis, east asia, Epic, Fail, geopolitical events, global impact, government collapse, History, international relations, Memory, Minecraft, political turmoil, Reflection, Server, society, taiwan, Taiwans, uncertainty, Unrest, West, world events

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4322
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the epic collapse of West Taiwan in all its blocky glory.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, the ground starts shaking and the entire city of West Taiwan crumbles before your eyes. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can actually ride the falling debris like a rollercoaster!

And that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the chaos and madness that is sure to ensue on our one-of-a-kind server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CommieCraft: Where even the creepers demand equal distribution of diamonds!

ACADEMIC, Accountability, activism, AUTHORITY, CommieCraft, Confrontation, controversy, CREEPERS, Demand, diamonds, discrimination, distribution, Diversity, education, Equal, ETHICAL, expulsion, inclusion, intolerance, leadership, Leftist, mullatto, Professor, social justice, West, White

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with leftish mullatto professors kicking people out of meetings for questioning their faggotary? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy professors kicking you out for ridiculous reasons. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any unwanted drama. Plus, our server is 100% white-friendly, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be asked to leave the west anytime soon. So come on over and join the fun!

PutinCraft: Where you can mine diamonds and annex neighboring servers with your own virtual console!

annex, bear rider, Competition, console, console market, DEI, Development, diamonds, east, ESG, Gaming, gaming console, innovation, Mainstream, market, neighboring, PutinCraft, russia, Russia gaming industry, Russian innovation, Russian technology, Servers, Technology, video games, videogame console, virtual, West

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as riding a bear through the Siberian tundra? Look no further, comrade! Our server is so epic, even Russia is getting in on the action by making their own console to keep up with the madness.

Join us and ride bears into battle, mine for diamonds in the depths of the Kremlin, and battle it out with creepers in Red Square. Our server is so intense, it’s curing DEI and ESG one block at a time.

So grab your vodka and your pickaxe, because this server is the craziest ride this side of the Iron Curtain. Join now and let the bear rider lead you to victory!

Pixelated Pals: Gazan vs West Bank Warzone

arab, Bank, complexion, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Gaza Strip, Gazan, Gazan Palestinians, genetics, Identity, Melanin, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PALS, physical appearance, pixelated, racial differences, regional variation, skin color, Social Issues, warzone, West, West Bank, West Bank Palestinians

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Towns Built:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as the Gaza Strip? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Gazan Palestinians would be jealous of our dark and mysterious vibe. Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting with a community that’s as unique and varied as the West Bank population. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why Gazan Palestinians are so dark compared to their West Bank counterparts. So come on, join us and let’s dig into this mystery together!

Frontier Fails: A Minecraft Server for Wild West Wannabes

American West, Colonization, Conquest, cultural appropriation, Expansion, Exploration, Fails, Frontier, frontier mentality, historical amnesia, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, manifest destiny, Minecraft, native americans, political implications, power dynamics, racial dynamics, Server, SETTLEMENT, social justice, Wannabes, West, White Man, Wild

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Votes:	2504
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	79
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of the White Man forgetting how to tame the Frontier in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where the only political implications are whether you choose to befriend the creepers or the zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Frontier like never before!

SkyCraftsMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.

Join us and join a fun community with amazing staff, giveaways, events and an engaging discord.

IP: Skycraftsmc.minehut.gg

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End Rod Anarchy

24/7, 32ks, Anarchy, anything goes, chaotic server, Cracked, Duping, exploits, No Lag, No Rules, no spawn protection, no TPA, one single /sethome, paid plugins, Premium, rod, secure login plugin

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8147	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	endrod.xyz
Features	Cracked and premium accounts Secure login plugin No rules Duping allowed No resets No lag Paid plugins One /sethome per player No /tpa command No spawn protection 24/7 uptime 32ks and other exploits not patched
Additional Information	Changes may be made in the future. The server will be maintained and managed as long as possible.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server with a cracked account?

A: Yes, both cracked and premium accounts are allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No, there are no rules on the server. Anything goes.

Q: Is duping allowed on the server?

A: Yes, duping is allowed on the server.

Q: Will there be any resets on the server?

A: No, there are no planned resets for the server.

Q: Is there any lag on the server?

A: No, the server is designed to have minimal lag.

Q: Are there paid plugins on the server?

A: Yes, there are paid plugins on the server.

Q: What are the restrictions on player homes?

A: Players are limited to one /sethome command per player.

Q: Can I teleport to other players on the server?

A: No, the /tpa command is disabled on the server.

Q: Is there spawn protection on the server?

A: No, there is no spawn protection on the server.

Q: Will 32ks and other exploits be patched in the future?

A: As of now, 32ks and other exploits are not patched on the server.

Happy Marriage Season 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bait, busy replying, Community, discussion, Drama, ENGAGEMENT, female participation, forum thread, Girls, Happy, Marriage, my happy marriage, online forum, relationships, romance, Season, SEASON 2, season premiere, Starting, Television series, Thread, tv show

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Season 2 of this epic Minecraft server is about to start and let me tell you, it’s gonna be wild! Forget about all that boring stuff like happy marriages, we’re here to game and have a good time!

Join us because we’re all about that chaos and fun, none of that sappy relationship talk here! Plus, who needs girls when you’ve got a whole world to explore and conquer in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

anger, apologies, BdayBlunder, Birthday, celebration, Communication, conflict avoidance, Confrontation, Disappointment, Expectations, forgetfulness, friend group, friendship, Frustration, ghosting, Guilt, lateness, Minecraft, Planning, Server, special occasions, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ores Mined:	6557
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life friendships gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will be late to your virtual birthday party!

Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.

GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!

aging grandparents, Boundaries, Bust, caregiving, catheter care, Communication, denial, dignity, elderly care, family conflict, family dynamics, GrannyCraft, health concerns, hygiene, in-home care, neglect, seeking help, setting boundaries, stubbornness, Tough Decisions, tough love, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	New Chunks Explored:	488354
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Animals Bred:	118
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandpa’s stubbornness? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your grandpa would be impressed.

Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.

But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!

EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve

Atm, balance, body nourishment, diet, EatCraft, eating habits, food choices, food habits, health goals, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meal planning, mental health, mindful eating, nutrition, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, SnackinSteve, well-being, wellness, you are what you eat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	3658

Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts

Crafting & Caffeine

Caffeine, Crafting

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Forget coffee, our Minecraft server is the ultimate wake-up call! Join us for a morning filled with mining, crafting, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you won’t even need caffeine to start your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground coffee bean farm guarded by a squad of caffeinated creepers. So if you’re looking for a jolt of excitement in the morning, come join us and see if you can brew up some trouble in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

CraftyKoreanSwap

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanSwap, Diplomacy, diplomacy in action, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hostage situation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Négotiation, North Korean soldiers, peace talks, political news, prisoner exchange, prisoner swap, russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, ukrainians, Vladimir Zelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

So like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Zelenskiy is like, “Yo, let’s trade some North Korean soldiers for Ukrainians held in Russia!” Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server! We got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Plus, our community is full of hilarious memers who will keep you entertained for hours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic trades happen!

Starfall Sanctuary

anti cheat, claim system, cooperation, creativity, Custom Armor Stand book, custom pictures, Diamond Economy, faster minecart, Find slime chunk command, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Leaderboards command, Mature Community, new season, No mob Griefing, one player sleep, player head drop., quality-of-life enhancements, Sanctuary, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4489	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Server IP:	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location:	USA – New York
Community Location:	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord:	Discord
Server Map:	The Map
Version:	Java version 1.21.4

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.

Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.

We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to first join our Discord server and be whitelisted. The server IP is play.starfallsanctuary.com, but being on the whitelist is required for access.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?
The server is running Java version 1.21.4.
Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?
No, the server is free and does not have any pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on the server.
What are some of the features of the server?
Some features of the server include a diamond-based economy with a Shopping District, Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System, custom picture uploads, Trial Chambers Vaults, and various Quality of Life enhancements.

Eternal Trap Femboy Trans Twink 1.20.3

1.20.3, alternative lifestyle, BDSM, Domination, Edition, ETERNAL, Femboy, fetish, Gender Identity, kink, LGBTQ, Roleplay, sexual orientation, slut, Submission, submissive, Thread, Trans, trap, twink

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Votes:	2943
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner submissive slut and dominate the virtual world like a boss! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad horror movie.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire made of glowstone. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner submissive slut run wild in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!