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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5825 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.