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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 469 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
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