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PassportPVP Minecraft Server

American, Bar crawl, British, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural knowledge, drunken behavior, dual citizen, family history, heritage, immigration, insult, irish, judgment, Minecraft, Nationality, Offense, passport, PassportPVP, patriotism, Server, Stereotypes, temper

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

MommaMIAWeddingDrama

bridezilla, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, late arrival, MommaMIAWeddingDrama, mother-daughter conflict, starting on time, tight schedule, wedding ceremony, wedding day conflicts, wedding day drama, wedding day expectations, wedding day mishap, wedding day timeline, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, Wedding Timeline, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1069
Enchantments Applied:	125	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of missing out on important events because your family can’t get their act together? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time management is key!

Imagine a wedding where the bride walks herself down the aisle because her family is too busy changing outfits 20 minutes away. Picture a ceremony starting late because the guests can’t make it on time.

But wait, there’s more! Blame the bakery for not having buns ready, blame a train for stopping you, blame the bride for not calling to check on your whereabouts. It’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a well-organized wedding when you can have a hilarious disaster instead? Let’s see if you can make it to the ceremony on time, or if you’ll be stuck in traffic with the rest of the guests!

BeliefGuru Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, BELIEF, BeliefGuru, controversial beliefs, conviction, creed, doctrine, Dogma, FAITH, Ideology, individual beliefs, Minecraft, non-traditional beliefs, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, Principles, smp, spirituality, unconventional beliefs, unique beliefs, unpopular beliefs, VALUES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of llama sacrifices to summon rare mobs! That’s right, forget about mining for hours to find that elusive Enderman, just sacrifice a llama and watch as it magically appears before your eyes!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of chicken wizards who can grant you special powers in exchange for golden feathers. Want to fly like a chicken? Just trade in some feathers and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the weird and wacky world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side to the game that you never knew existed!

RegretCraft: Insomnia Edition

biggest regret, Edition, emotional baggage, Healing Process, inner turmoil, insomnia, letting go, living in the past, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets in life, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, sleepless nights, unresolved emotions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	9254	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of carrying around the burden of your biggest regret like a backpack full of anvils? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to help you forget all about it! Join us and let our pixelated world whisk you away to a land of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

2025 battles, Army, BrigadeCraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, forbes, Geopolitics, mechanized brigades, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, Preparation, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tactics, Training, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

haha ukraine be like “let’s get ready for battle in 2025” like they know what’s gonna happen in 4 years lmao. but guess what? our minecraft server is already prepared for the ultimate battle of the century! join us and be part of the most epic mechanized brigades ever seen in the virtual world. we got tanks, we got helicopters, we even got flying pigs armed with laser beams! who needs ukraine when you can conquer the minecraft world with us? come join now and show them who’s boss!

Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa

app, Communication, Crafty, cybersecurity, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, Founder, France, freedom of speech, Government, intimidate, Kremlin, KremlinKilla, Messaging, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PharmaFishRewiredMC

altering behaviour, Antidepressant pollution, fish behaviour, fish reproduction, international study, life history, long term exposure, pharmaceutical pollutants, PharmaFishRewiredMC, reproductive traits

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even da fish in da game be gettin affected by da antidepressant pollution! yea, u heard me right, da fish be actin all cray cray cuz of dem pharmaceutical pollutants!

imagine u swimmin in da ocean in minecraft and u see a fish doin backflips and breakdancin cuz it been exposed to dem drugs! it’s a whole new level of entertainment, i tell ya!

join dis server and witness da wackiest fish behaviour u ever seen in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it! plus, u can build ur own underwater drugstore for da fish to get their fix, it’s a win-win situation!

so come on, what u waitin for? join dis server and experience da madness for urself! it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget, dat’s for sure!

torcraft: where semi-anarchy meets vanilla, like a chaotic ice cream sundae!

chaotic, commands, cream, Discord, Doxxing, Europe, find out, HACKING, high-tps, Hosted, Ice, invite, Ip:, meets, Permanent, Queue, Reset, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, sundae, torcraft, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5123
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

torcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	Information
IP	torcraft.org
Server Version	1.20.6
Host Location	Europe
Commands	Use /help to find out
Website	https://torcraft.org/
Discord	https://discord.torcraft.org/

FAQ

1. What type of server is torcraft?

torcraft is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed.

2. Will the map ever be reset?

No, the map will never be reset.

3. Is there a queue to join the server?

No, there is no queue on torcraft.

4. How can I find out more commands on the server?

Use the command /help to find out more commands available on the server.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, ancient empires, ancient warfare, Carthaginian empire, cultural influences, historical events, historical perspectives, historical preferences, Jewcraft, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish faith, Jewish history, Jewish opinions, Jewish perspective, judaism, Minecraft, punic wars, religious beliefs, religious practices, religious traditions, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	203
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	3340	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for players who want to experience the chaos of the Carthaginian empire prevailing in the Punic Wars! Join us and battle it out in epic PvP matches where you can ride elephants into battle and unleash your inner Hannibal. Plus, we have special quests where you can uncover ancient artifacts and unlock secret powers that will make you unstoppable. So why wait? Join our server now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

Apology, Behavior, brother, CHANGE, cry, family, forgiveness, Friends, high school girlfriend, mean, meanie, Minecraft, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Rude, SassySMPQueen, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, steal, take advantage, Weed

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!

Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!

But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!