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LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

ancient animals, dangerous animals, dangerous predators, extinct animals, extinct beasts, extinct birds, extinct creatures, extinct dinosaurs, extinct insects, extinct mammals, extinct megafauna, extinct monsters, extinct predators, extinct reptiles, extinct sea creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, ExtinctCraft, GOD, prehistoric creatures, thank god, Theyre

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Items Found:	6946	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Star Shards Collected:	207
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Towns Built:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

Chat, Chat Room, chat with doubt, chat with skepticism, chat with uncertainty, confusion, CraftyChatMC, deep thoughts, doubt, existential crisis, is this happening, mind-bending chat, philosophical chat, pondering reality, questioning existence, questioning reality, real, reality check, skepticism, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	7100	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	623590
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!