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HebCraft vs. IsraBlock
LOL if u want to escape the real world drama, come join our epic minecraft server! we got more drama than Israel and Hezbollah combined, but in a fun way! our players are always starting wars over who has the best diamond armor, it’s wild! plus, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. true story bro. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together! #minecraftdrama #creeperwarrior -
NordicNaziCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is so lit that the US designated it as a terrorist group, but, like, in a totally cool way. We’re all about that Nordic neo-Nazi vibe, but, like, in a Minecraft setting. Join us for some epic battles and, like, build your own swastika castle or something. It’s, like, totally insane and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. So, like, come join the fun and let’s cause some chaos together! -
ZombieCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like hamas trying to keep track of hostages! we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, it’s like trying to count how many hostages are still alive in a hostage situation! with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community that’s more chaotic than a hostage negotiation, you’ll never want to leave! so come on down and join the fun, because who needs to know how many hostages are still alive when you’re having this much fun?! -
PixelPrison Minecraft Server
u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! -
PixelPanic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!
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HamasRejectsDealCraft
so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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HezbollahGoneBoomCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro! -
BlockyBattles Minecraft Server
Yo, bros and broettes! Let me tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server where crazy stuff goes down 24/7! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
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HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!
lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
