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Why Can’t We Buy TPU From Google? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers with weak TPU? Well, look no further because our server has the beefiest TPU you’ve ever seen! We’re talking TPU so strong, Google won’t even sell it to us because they’re jealous of our corelit power.

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame it on the TPU). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the TPU decides to go rogue).

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Emeralds Found:	177	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Votes:	2316	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Players Killed by Monsters:	1007
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1569
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Emeralds Found:	8375
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/warditv/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.