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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7805 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6088 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9692 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 |
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.
And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!