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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 644349 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6683 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
SMii7Y, also known as Jaren Smith, is a popular YouTube content creator and Twitch streamer known for his comedic gaming videos and entertaining commentary. With a strong focus on first-person shooters such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Counter-Strike, SMii7Y has 
