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CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	63	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ores Mined:	9428
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8145	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	4290
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6571	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mines Excavated:	1641
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!