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SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8940
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ores Mined:	8125	Wilderness Tamed:	13

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	331713	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Zombie Dances:	8
Buildings Constructed:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Votes:	5314	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Towns Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6763
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5547
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!