Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!
Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!
And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?
But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?
Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you! Only on our server will you experience such wacky and unpredictable moments.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a Minecraft version of Cirque du Soleil!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Are you tired of boring old servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
We’ve got more action-packed events than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Want to reenact the American Civil War with a twist? We’ve got you covered! Build your own army of zombie soldiers and fight for control of the battlefield. Who needs history books when you can experience it firsthand in Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Join us for insane treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and a chance to win fabulous prizes that will make your friends green with envy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the ride of your life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rodeo clown on a unicycle? Look no further, because our server is like a circus on steroids! We’ve got more diversity than a bag of Skittles, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos.
Join us and you’ll be able to witness jaw-dropping feats of engineering, like a giant roller coaster made entirely out of melons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as diverse as a box of crayons and as crazy as a bag of cats? Plus, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, so you’ll never be bored. Come join the fun and see for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!
But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.
With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of ancient Rome meets the craziness of modern Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with gladiators battling it out in the Colosseum, barbarians raiding villages, and dragonssoaring through the skies.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a zombie apocalypse being thwarted by a team of fearless players armed with nothing but carrot swords and potato shields? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy.
– Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding.
– Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act.
– The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in.
– The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.
So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.
Join us and fight alongsideAbraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace diversity in all forms, even in dating preferences! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate revenge for centuries of slavery by dating exclusively white women in the virtual world. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories, just like the one of our founder who is on a mission to shake things up in the dating world. So come on in and let’s have some fun together! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… or pixels.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.
But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?
And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!
Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!
On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).
And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where pajeets are trying to become jew slaves for the most outrageous reasons you can imagine. Watch as the pajeets try to impress the jews with their crazy antics, from building giant statues of bagels to creating elaborate diamond mines in the shape of menorahs. And why do the jews seem to avoid them? Who knows, but it makes for some hilarious drama on our server. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!
Welcome to CubeVille, a Minecraft OP-Prison server aimed at creating a truly unique and enjoyable experience for both new and experienced players. We have a highly dedicated staff team, all working at improving your experience 24/7.
Welcome to Chickenanarchy!, A no rule anarchy server capable of limitless opportunities and its up to you! Will you make other players suffer or will you go on a grand quest to the world border? Will you make the largest lavacast or make spawn an endless bedrock wasteland. You may choose to create or you may choose to destroy or maybe both. You get to choose your own path! The server has been making players suffer and thrive since May 2, 2023. There also is a discord (https://discord.gg/yZ77Wt67) where You can find the latest server updates/news
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The server is currently whitelisted. Please use the Discord to request a whitelist to join.
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In a far off galaxy, humanity has learned to master the stars. Adventure, trade, and galactic warfare have connected distant star systems together in alliances and rivalry. Various factions struggle over control of sectors, and rampant piracy plagues trade routes. In this galaxy, control your ship, serve with your crew, and build your empire.
Construct starships of any size, and equip them with different devices and weapons to travel to over 11 unique planets. Defend yourself with a variety of handheld weapons, and engage in large scale sieges for control over sectors in space.
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We hope you decide to join us! If you have trouble joining, please visit our support center on Discord! Thanks!
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(1.) Complete Vanilla, any plugins added will never interfere with gameplay. (Except for voting, which will be removed in the future.)
(2.) The server administrator will download your base (only if the base is large and significant) and will add it to a render queue, they will eventually be added to the servers website archive.
(3.) The server administrator will never interfere with normal gameplay, only if one player is attempting to disrupt the performance of the server.
This server is meant for people who like to progress and not have their fun ruined by people who pay to win. We have many custom features and more to come.