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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2423 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!