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Crafty NEETs Server

Adventure, Casual, console, Crafty, Gaming, Hardcore, indie, multiplayer, neetdom, neets, normalfaggots, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PC, Playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, wagies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Towns Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Battle Royale

American television, Animated Sitcom, Arlen, battle, Beavis and Butt-Head, blocky, Bobby Hill, comedy, family dynamics, Fox Broadcasting Company, Hank Hill, humor, king of the hill, Mike Judge, Peggy Hill, propane, Royale.., satire, small town, Southern United States, suburban life, texas, Texas culture

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	3873
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

adventure maps, game information, Game Tools, madness, Minecraft, Mod list, modding, multiplayer, Official Wiki, Omnitool, Public Servers, Risqué Textures, starter guide, TEdit, TerraMap, Terraria, TerraSavr, texture packs, tmodloader, Trolls, tshock, visual guide, World Seeds

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2004	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

#forum posting, Adventures, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking online, digital communication, digital presence, Discord, e-attention, e-pookie, forum participation, internet culture, Mongolian basket weaving, noob, Online Community, online engagement, online forums, online interaction, social media, virtual community

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

Anime, beauty, Bleach, Caress, Character, delicate, FLAWLESS, gentle, luxurious, Minecraft, Pampered, radiant, Sensitive, Sensual, Server, silky, skin, Smooth, Soft, Supple, touchable, Yoruichi, Yoruichis

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

abstract, art, artist, avant garde, Crafty, creativity, cubism, GENIUS, iconic, imagination, influential, innovation, inspiration, Masterpiece, Modern art, Painting, Palace, Picasso, Picassos, PIXEL, Portrait, self portrait, Self-expression, talent

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4369
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Crafty Nations LOLz

alliances, Analysis, commonalities, Connections, Countries, Crafty, culture, customs, Diversity, Economy, geography, Global, History, Language, lolz, Nations, Politics, Population, relationships, Similarities, society, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magic Items Found:	4143
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

74001522, CraftyCreeperz, long trail tags, madness, Numbers, previous, tags, Tnt

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ores Mined:	6985	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!