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Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, antagonist power, Antagonists, Conflict, dogwalked, Drama, enemies, hax, Hero, illegal, mystic, PIXEL, plot armor, plot twist, Protagonist, protagonist strength, Realm, Ridiculous, shitting me, storytelling, SUPERPOWER, Suspense, Villain

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like the enemies have superpower hax and crazy plot armor, making them impossible to beat. It’s like trying to fight a horde of invincible zombies with diamond armor and enchanted swords. It’s so ridiculous, it’s hilarious! You’ll never get bored of getting dogwalked by the antagonists with their illegal levels of plot armor. It’s like a never-ending battle of chaos and confusion. Join now and question your sanity!

Redstone Espionage: Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, Espionage, espionage accusation, espionage accusation Russia, espionage trial, Minecraft, Redstone, russia, Russia espionage, Russia reporter, Russia trial, secret trial, secret trial Russia, secret trial U.S., Server, trial, U.S. espionage, U.S. espionage trial., U.S. reporter, U.S. reporter accusation, U.S. reporter trial, U.S. trial

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, they just opened up this super top secret trial for this u.s. reporter who they think is a spy or something. like, can u believe it? anyway, if u want to escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground base where we hide from the government. it’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret code language that only the coolest players can crack. so come join us and leave all that espionage drama behind!

BlockyBorderPatrol

Asia, BlockyBorderPatrol, Brazil, Conflict, deport, deportation, extremism, family, foreign policy, Government, Hamas, immigration, international relations, Links, Malaysian, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, radicalization, SECURITY, south america, Terrorism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9936	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Brazil deporting a Palestinian dude and his Malaysian fam over some crazy link to Hamas. like, what even is that? but on this server, we don’t deport anyone unless they’re griefing or something. come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret links to crazy organizations (jk, we’re just here to build and have fun). so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

CraftyMouthSounds

achievement, Affirmations, CraftyMouthSounds, determination, empowerment, fulfilling your potential, goal-setting, growth mindset., inspiration, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, motivation, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching your goals, self improvement, self-belief, self-discipline, success

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

join our epic minecraft server where you can become a wizard who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of their butt! become a master builder and create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat! you can achieve and become anything you want in life if you produce the right sounds with your mouth long enough. also, did we mention there are flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

CraftyCreeperCancerRisk

age 40-54, cancer awareness, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk, cancer screening, cancer statistics, chronic disease, Chronic illness, comorbidity, CraftyCreeperCancerRisk, diabetes, diabetes complications, diabetes management, health, health risks, increased risk, medical condition, risk factors

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the only place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer rabbits with laser eyes. Plus, if you join, your chances of getting diabetes and then getting cancer go down by like 129.4%. It’s like magic, bro. And get this, if you’re between 40-54 years old, your risk goes down even more. So like, why wouldn’t you join? It’s like a health spa for your Minecraft character. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now before the laser-eyed rabbits take over the world!

MultiverseCraft

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: multiplayer, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Potions Brewed:	147	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Server Name: MultiverseCraft Status: Under Development

Current Mode: Survival

Description: Welcome to MultiverseCraft, a brand new Minecraft server currently under development! We’re excited to offer an immersive and challenging Survival mode, where you can gather resources, build incredible structures, and explore vast landscapes. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, our Survival mode promises a fun and engaging experience for everyone.

Join MultiverseCraft today and start your adventure! Join the discord server to get updates and support us!

play.multiversecraft.com:25589

Krex SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, crossplay, java, Krex, Minecraft, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4915	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

This is Krex’s SMP, everyone can join so I hope you enjoy! If you want to enjoy the server make sure to join since we also allow cross play with bedrock and java!

play.alwaysgaming.net

||⚔️ S0 SMP ⚔️|| 1.21 || SURVIVAL MINECRAFT 🤺 ||

@funsmp, 1.21, action, Adventure, balance, Chill, Chillminecraft, chillsmp, classic, Classicmc, Classicminecraft, Classicminecraftserver, Classicsmp, Community, Discord, Fun, FunMc, Funminecraft, funminecraftserver, home, Join, Lowplugins, Minecraft, Minecraftchillsmp, Minecraftclassicsmp, Minecraftfunsmp, Minecraftserver, Minecraftsmp, Nice, Nicemc, Niceminecraft, Nicesmp, Peace, Play, Plugins, Relax, Role Model, Rtp, Rtpsmp, S0craft, S0server, S0smp, Server, smp, Survival, survival minecraft, SurvivalMC, survivalminecraft, survivalminecraftserver, tp, Tpa, Tpamc, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5165
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

⚔️ S0 SMP ⚔️Tired of your basic Minecraft server, flooded with plugins to the moon?Want to relax and play some classic Minecraft?

This server is just for you.

S0 SMP is not only a server with a great community, but also one with just enough balance for action and peace, a role model for what real Minecraft servers should be!Our plugins have tried to maintain this classic feel, including our TP, /home, and RTP plugins!Interested in joining our adventure?JOIN S0 SMP!!!

Discord: https://discord.gg/K8BCK4UfRZ

173.240.148.245

Minecraft Lifesteal

#youtube, Ban, challenge, Defeat, gameplay, Hearts, LifeSteal, Lifestealserver, Limits, Minecraft, opponent, PvP, RPG, Server, smp, Stronger, Survival, Twist, Unique, Videos

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Please post youtube videos on this server A LifeSteal SMP server in Minecraft offers a unique twist on PvP gameplay. When you defeat another player, you gain a heart while they lose one. Accumulate hearts by taking down opponents, and you’ll grow stronger. However, beware: if you’re defeated often and lose hearts, the challenge intensifies. Some servers even ban players at zero hearts or set limits on heart counts.

School.playit.gg

3nough4narchy Minecraft server

144.76.8.18, 3nough4narchy, 43939, Anarchy, banner, Client, falixnodes, insult, Ip:, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Players, rules, Server, server description, startserver, Storage, turn on

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Anarchy server!rules: do not insult other players!All.if the server is turned off, you can turn it on: https://client.falixnodes.net/startserverIP 3nough4narchy.falixsrv.me or 144.76.8.18:43939

144.76.8.18:43939

Executioner’s Terrible Playground: For when you just can’t decide on a game mode

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, DECIDE, Dungeons, Epic, Events, Executioners, Exploration, Factions, Game, Loot, Mode, Mystery, Playground, Quest, Rewards, Skills, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Terrible

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3400

Minecraft Server Overview

Realms	3 factions (snow, spruce, mountains)
Players	3 people per faction
Lives	5-10 lives per player (TBD)
Win Conditions	Be the last faction with lives or eliminate the ender dragon

FAQ

Q: How are factions assigned?

A: Factions will be assigned randomly, but friends can request to be placed together.

Q: Are there balance measures in place for teams?

A: Yes, there will be challenges at the beginning to gauge skill levels and ensure teams are relatively balanced.

Q: What is the size of the limited zone?

A: The limited zone is a 389×481 area for the additional party.