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  • CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

    CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6767
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

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    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

    One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

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  • SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

    SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2931
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

    Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

    But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

    AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 755
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

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    Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

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  • Logfag’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Logfag’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9290
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2497 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!

    Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!

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  • VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

    VictoryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9085
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Crops Grown: 3136

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our players play like they’re 16 years old! Watch as they waste the ball a dozen times right outside the 16 yards, just like a real pro (or not so pro) player.

    But here’s the kicker – did you know our star player is actually 16 years old? That’s right, he may be young but he sure knows how to make a mess on the field.

    Join our server and witness the media overhyping our players because they’re brown, or maybe it’s just to brainwash Spain into relying on them even more. Who knows, maybe they’re secretly working for England to win it all.

    So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen on the field (or in the chat)!

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  • No Italian, No Win Minecraft Server

    No Italian, No Win Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 9045
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weaklings and losers? Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of Italian BVLLS! UruGAY won’t stand a chance against our fearless warriors. Our gallegos are so lame, they can’t even touch the greatness of our Italian players. Join us now and dominate the competition with our unbeatable team of Italian BVLLS. Who needs UruGAY when you can be part of the winning side? Join now and show them who the real champions are!

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  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3171
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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  • ComicRevival Minecraft Server

    ComicRevival Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9047
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Dragon Scales Harvested: 374
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

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    Are you tired of the comic industry being taken over by big corporations? Want to join a Minecraft server where we fight back against the faggot bullshit being shoved down our throats? Well, look no further! Our server is dedicated to reviving the comic medium and creating our own monopolies. We won’t let Black Stone take over the world of manga and anime – join us in our quest for justice and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. Join now and help us save the world of comics from corruption!

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  • HolyCraft Server

    HolyCraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4738
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

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  • MangaMayhem Minecraft Server

    MangaMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 536
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1758 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question the meaning of life itself! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community so wild, it makes the wildest anime plot twists look tame in comparison. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank or two. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the biggest plot twist since that time Naruto became a ninja!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

    Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2148
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Emeralds Found: 3831
    Farms Harvested: 190 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

    Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

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  • Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

    Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6175
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Crops Grown: 9776
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

    CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5809
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1164 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

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  • Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

    Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 7205
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

    Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1081
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Farms Harvested: 577

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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  • Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7640
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Gods Slained: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

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    Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

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  • Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

    Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 680
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7390 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

    Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

    So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6190
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Villages Defended: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Enchantments Applied: 52

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

    And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

    So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

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  • CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

    CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8619
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

    So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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  • Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

    Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1779 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

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