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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the creepers drop the sickest beats! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Steve and Herobrine in a rap battle for the ages.

    Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Endermen”. You never know what drama will unfold next in this pixelated paradise.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether. Dance with zombie pigmen and skeletons until the sun comes up, or until you get blown up by a stray creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your best dance moves and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No-Dog Shit GTA Land

    No-Dog Shit GTA Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

    Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect you!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary player, Justin, who has built a castle made entirely out of golden carrots? Rumor has it that if you can find Justin and defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes! But be warned, Justin is a master at the floss and will not go down without a fight.

    Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mutahar’s Twitter Escape – Minecraft Server

    Mutahar’s Twitter Escape – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing graphic depictions of poop all over your Twitter feed? Want to escape the madness and join a Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not feces? Look no further! Our server is poop-free guaranteed, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of stumbling upon any unsavory surprises. Join us now and say goodbye to shit fetishism once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

    ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

    StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

    CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

    One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

    SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

    Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

    But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wholesome SMP

    Wholesome SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft stylecommunity driven SMP for Java 1.20.4+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible. We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world (literally from America to Asia to Australia) and welcome all. There are playerbase-initiated weekly events and minigames on the server, and there are many community projects/builds/redstone farms from our players that you can try your hand at.

    We have come far from where we started, and we ought to do better, which is why we are now hosting a new server for season 5 in hopes of creating an even better community.

    Key Features

    • โœ… Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend
    • ๐Ÿ”จ Large scale builds entirely built by the community
    • ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘ Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server
    • ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ Community driven economy (trust-based system)

    Mods

    • Coreprotect – protects you from griefers
    • Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you
    • Squaremap – see where your friends are
    • Multiplayer sleep
    • Player Heads
    • Armour Statues Book

    Interested? Join our discord to be whitelisted!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Longbirch Vanguard

    The Longbirch Vanguard

    New Minecraft Servers

    โš”๏ธ IP: LVRPG.NET โš”๏ธ

    Dynamic Map\ Wiki\ Discord\ Trailer

    The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience. You can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up your class, unlocking cool new abilities! We currently have 9 races and 10 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more. There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens. New updates and content often! We’ve just re-opened on version 1.20.1 with a fresh map and a ton of new content!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Isle Of Kingdoms

    Isle Of Kingdoms

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿฐ Join ISLE OF KINGDOMS MC Server!

    IP: JOIN.TIOK.PRO

    ๐ŸŒŽ Discord: discord.gg/Acc2DBE5sH

    ๐ŸŽฎ Java: 1.20.X

    ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Were a small server just getting started with all custom menus, minigames, quests, and much more. We offer Exciting adventure-driven gameplay filled with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges.

    ๐Ÿ’ฃ While exploring the custom dungeon, you will encounter new mobs and powerful bosses and the custom content. Occasionally a balloon will fly by and if you shoot it down it will drop valuable loot if you can catch it! ๐Ÿ™‚ We offer custom backpacks to carry all that valuable loot while exploring the world of Minecraft. There are also over 40 custom items added to the server that will aid you in your adventure. Can you get them all?

    ๐ŸŒฒ Come play our Minigames, Survival, Parkour or custom Skyblock server. We will be constantly adding new content and are very interactive with our players. Come help us grow at Isle Of Kingdoms.

    ๐Ÿ” We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to unlock fantastic perks.

    ๐ŸŒŽ JOIN.TIOK.PRO

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  • Zima Nations

    Zima Nations

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you interested by the inner workings of government, how politics change the world, trading with other countries, and having intense battles? Zima Nations is for you, we offer all of the above plus a large friendly community of players who are very passionate about their own countries


    Java 1.9 – 1.20.4

    IP: 51.81.49.218:25681

    Bedrock PC/Mobile Bedrock IP: 51.81.49.218

    Bedrock Port: 6761

    Bedrock Console (Realmcode) -Add "Realmcenter8730" via the Minecraft Friends Tab -Restart your game

    -Return to your friends tab and scroll down until you see Zima Nations in "Joinable Games"

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  • Abstract SMP

    Abstract SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience? Look no further, welcome to Abstract SMP! We’ve made a casual Hermitcraft-like server to play on 1.20.1, we are starting at Season 0, getting ready for the release of 1.21. We are keen on new faces and want to build our own small community where we can have fun and play Minecraft together. We have our own Discord server and a 24/7 Minecraft server funded by ourseleves. We are very fresh starting and very welcoming, we just hope to build the right community with you.

    We have several VanillaTweaks datapacks to enhance your gameplay experience and we also use Fabric. Thanks to this the majority of the current players on the server use Simple Voice Chat to communicate with each other in-game. Due to Fabric the server-side performance improvements don’t interfere with gameplay.

    Features

    Simple Voice Chat – You can talk with others in-game

    Ledger – We use it to protect against griefers

    BlueMap – You can see the map and other player’s location in your browser

    Multiplayer sleep

    Player and mob heads

    Crafting tweaks

    Other VanillaTweaks datapacks

    Joining our server is simple, you’ll need to join our Discord server and you’ll need to fill out a whitelist application. Simply answer the questions in the application and we will respond as quick as we can and we’ll get you playing as soon as we can.

    https://discord.gg/PSk23MuGgs

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • United Lands

    United Lands

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP experience! Discover our immersive features:

    ๐Ÿ“ธ Video Trailer: Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHVTNhSmF4

    ๐ŸŒŽ Explore the World: Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.

    โš’๏ธ Gameplay: Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!

    โฌ†๏ธ Progression: Forge your path through diverse avenues:

    Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.

    Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.

    Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes.

    ๐Ÿ’ฐ Thriving Economy: Experience a player-driven marketplace (accessed via /mp) for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!

    ๐Ÿ’ธ Non-P2W Environment: United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.

    โš”๏ธ Epic Wars & Combat: Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike.

    Join us at United Lands and embark on an unforgettable adventure!

    ๐Ÿ“‘ IPโ”‹red.unitedlands.org ๐Ÿ“‘

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ Discord โ”‹https://discord.unitedlands.org ๐Ÿ’ฌ

    ๐Ÿ—บ Mapโ”‹ https://map.unitedlands.org ๐Ÿ—บ

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ends

    Ends

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿฐ Join The Best Towny Experience on TerminaMC.com!

    IP: TerminaMC.com ๐ŸŒŽ Discord: discord.gg/Termina ๐ŸŽฎ Bedrock: 19132 | Java: 25565

    ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Play Your Way: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!

    ๐Ÿ’ฃ Weekly Wartime: Imagine this โ€“ every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! ๐Ÿ•— Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!

    ๐ŸŒฒ Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!

    ๐Ÿ” No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!

    ๐ŸŒŽ All About Community: We’re a growing, tightly-knit community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

    ๐Ÿ’Ž Still not convinced? Ask our community yourself! ๐Ÿ˜Ž discord.gg/Termina ๐Ÿ’Ž

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  • Terrashift

    Terrashift

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server: https://terrashift.net

    Server map: [https://map.terrashift.net]

    Who are we?

    Terrashift is a whitelisted vanilla SMP 1.20.2 server with a focus on collaboration and building a community.

    If you are interested in starting fresh and would like to play/build on a server ๏ปฟsimilar to Hermitcraft with a focus on building a community feel free to apply with the form listed at the end of the post. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

    Details:

    If you feel like building and collaborating on giant redstone contraptions or just want to build a cozy hut somewhere and relax we got you covered. We are very builder-friendly and while it’s still a fresh new world there are great community cities and massive public farms in the works.

    Server rules are rather simple. Terrashift is a place where we’d like everyone to feel welcome and have fun, so in general rules follow the same principles:

    • no griefing
    • no stealing
    • no pvp without consent from all parties
    • no rudeness towards fellow members
    • no "hacking" like x-ray/fly/general mods that give unfair advantages or abilities not possible in vanilla.

    We currently have \~30 active members and are looking for people who share the same goals. All server changes/additions/removals are voted on by all members to make sure everyone has a say on the server direction as it develops in Discord.

    Currently, while we try to keep gameplay as vanilla as possible server is running several datapacks:

    • home teleports
    • player head drops- more mob heads
    • color names
    • armor statues
    • fast leaf decay
    • wandering trades

    All of the changes related to datapacks are decided by voting so the list can change over time.

    How to apply:

    To apply, you can fill out the form at this link: https://apply.terrashift.net. We will reach out to you as soon as possible afterward.

    What’s happening:

    Server weekly round-up video playlist: by [Lurkleaf]

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  • Claymore Modded Anarchy

    Claymore Modded Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    just released. definitely has mods you’ve never played with.

    Has mekanism other tech mods, magic mods and definitely has mods you’ve never played with. Proto Anarchy server

    https://discord.gg/kuWXBSNu

    24/7 unless crash when im off. Has 16 gigs but will be increased if needed. ๐ŸงฐNo rules ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธNo claims

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, Neighbors!

    Looking for a mature and friendly Minecraft community?

    HomesteadCraft SMP is an adult-only server that’s been public for over two years, and we’re excited to welcome you to your new home!

    Where to Find us:

    IP: HomesteadCraft.mcserver.us

    Live Map

    Discord

    As an RPG-based server, we’ve got a unique game-play experience that’s tailored to players who enjoy building, crafting, and exploring. Our community is made up of players from all over the world, and we’ve got a large number of regular players who enjoy playing together.

    Our main goal is to provide a fun environment with an old-school feel, where both long-term fans and new players can all get together and have a good time. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit community, and can’t wait to see how we continue to expand.

    We believe in building a place where everyone can enjoy the game together. We’ve got a no-map-reset policy, which means you can build and explore without worrying about losing your progress, but we continue to expand the world border with each major update.

    We also have a claims system in place to protect your creations, in addition to regular world and inventory backups just in case of issues.

    Speaking of some of the plug-ins we use, here’s a few more you’ll find on HomesteadCraft that helps make us special:

    Aurelium Skills – Introduces skills and stats into Minecraft. Such skills include Agility, Excavation, Enchanting, and even Sorcery. Some of the stats include Strength, Regeneration, and Luck.

    Acuteloot – This one adds in literally BILLIONS of new and unique items you can find. There’s things such as specially named items, items with particle effects, and a few unique ones that add some fun mechanics to the game. You can find Acuteloot items in naturally spawned chests, or you might get lucky while enchanting.

    In addition to the usual server accouterments, we also have an active Discord community where players can chat and hang out. Our in-game chat is also linked to the main Discord channel, so even when you aren’t at your computer, you can stay connected! Here, you can chat, share builds, post shop ads, and stay up-to-date on all the goodies and news.

    Now the nitty-gritty The rules. We don’t have many, and most of it boils down to…

    Rule #1. Don’t be a jerk!

    Rule #2. 21+ only. We are an adult community for many reasons.

    Rule #3. We do NOT tolerate ANY hate speech or derogatory language. Full stop. If you have to ask if it counts, it probably does.

    So, if you’re looking for a unique Minecraft experience with a mature and friendly community, then HomesteadCraft SMP is the server for you. Join us now and become a part of our amazing community!

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