Sexuality Minecraft Servers | Page 17 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Potions Brewed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7406	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

MineCraftMania

fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy choices, life satisfaction, lifestyle changes, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, quality of life, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	289
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	59254	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your quality of life will improve tenfold! Why? Because on our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy! Need a break from the stresses of real life? Just take a dip in our virtual lava hot tub and watch all your worries melt away. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft master and gain the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Lets, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, nuclear agreement, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, political dialogue, resuming talks, sanctions, Talk, Tehran, united states, US, Usa, Washington

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Runes Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.

SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?

LymeCraft Biofilm Bosses

animal model studies., antibiotic resistance development, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance mechanisms in biofilms, antibiotic resistance studies, antibiotic treatment, antibiotics resistance, bacterial biofilm formation, bacterial biofilms, bacterial infections, Biofilm, biofilms, Borrelia Burgdorferi, Borrelia burgdorferi biofilms, Borrelia burgdorferi infections, Bosses, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, Lyme disease research, LymeCraft, Medical research, microbiology, mouse study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	915
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOL this server is like a crazy mouse study but in Minecraft!!! we got Borrelia Burgdorferi (Lyme Disease) creating biofilms like some kind of boss, giving it like 1000x resistance to antibiotics!!! join us and see how these tiny organisms take over the world of blocks and crafting!!! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun and wacky way!!! come build with us and see if you can survive the biofilm invasion!!!

Tavern with a Cavern: Vanilla hermitcraft-like mischief and chill vibes

age range, Application Process, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, Datapacks, dedicated players, Discord, Friday opening, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Java Version, long-term server, Mature Players, Mischief, Mob Heads, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, smp, TAVERN, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	803658	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8149
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	973

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t have strict rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What age range is the community?	Mostly 15-22
When does the server open?	This Friday
Is there an application process to play on the server?	Yes
Are there strict rules on the server?	No, just don’t be a dick

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Aqua, Aqua gaming, Aqua management, Aqua quit, Aqua streaming, AquaCraft, Chinese gacha, Chinese Games, contract, Gaming, hololive, Hololive news, hoyoverse, HoYoverse contract, Insider, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, Server, streaming, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8304

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the virtual world collides with the real world in the most hilarious way possible! We’ve got all your favorite Hololive VTubers streaming once a week, but with a twist – they have to play Chinese gacha games from HoYoverse!

Watch Aqua try to escape playing these games, only to be chased down by the management who forces her to join in on the fun. Will she survive the insanity of gacha madness? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can challenge your favorite VTubers to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you defeat Korone in a redstone challenge? Can you outbuild Gura in a castle competition? Only one way to find out – join our server now and become part of the wackiest virtual world ever created!

Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	2271
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingBlocker2021

anniversary, Birthday, brother, CAR, celebration, decision, Disappointment, family, getaway, grandkids, Kids, Midwest, MONEY, Pacific Northwest, parents, relationship, Save the Date, selfish, Siblings, Wedding, WeddingBlocker2021

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

BelievinGodMC SMP

belief in God, BelievinGodMC, divine intervention, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in the unknown, faith in the unseen, higher being, Higher power, Personal experiences, philosophical reasoning, Religion, religious conviction, religious faith, religious upbringing, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, spiritual experiences, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	859	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	8624

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.

We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.

So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyGoals

achievement, CraftyGoals, determination, Focus, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, perseverance, personal development, progress, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WestBankWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly assault, gaza, international relations, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, War, West Bank, WestBankWarzone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1702
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	New Chunks Explored:	64067
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we unleash deadly assaults on the West Bank…in the game, of course! it’s a war for EVERYTHING, like diamonds, emeralds, and even the last piece of cake in the fridge. we got crazy battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next attack on the creepers. join us if you dare, and let’s conquer the blocky world together!