Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!
So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stylish skin, the coolest house, and the most impressive diamond collection. The winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.
And if you’re feeling a bit down about your lack of Minecraft skills, don’t worry – our server is full of friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) to help you become a Minecraft master in no time. So come join us, where even the most blocky among us can feel like a Minecraft superstar!
Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?
Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.
So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!
join us and be part of this cosmic adventure where you can build your own universe, mine for diamonds with aliens, and battle giant space creepers. it’s like, out of this world, literally.
plus, our community is so cool, you’ll feel like you’re hangin’ out with the Avengers. we’ve got Iron Man building skyscrapers, Hulk smashing everything in sight, and Black Widow sneaking up on unsuspecting players. it’s wild, man.
so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret to unlocking the power of the universe in Minecraft. or maybe you’ll just make some new friends and have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be epic.
We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.
Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.
So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving zombies. Or team up with your friends to take on the mighty Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like Creeper High Jump and Enderman Synchronized Swimming. Just be sure to bring your blast-proof armor!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a stray Creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions galore and crazy weapons that will make your head spin!
fight alongside the US and Ukraine as they take on the russian forces in an all-out war for control of the minecraft world. trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!
so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the chaos of this server!
we got landmarks for days, turns for weeks, and quality direction-giving words flowin’ like a waterfall of awesomeness. you wanna be part of dis epic adventure, trust me, you ain’t gonna find nothin’ like it anywhere else. so come on, join da fun, and let’s get lost in da world of Minecraft together!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people. We have a nice relaxed environment where everyone is welcome to be themselves. |
| Vanilla Plus | We have a small selection of handpicked datapacks that add QoL changes. No game-breaking plugins like land claiming or pay to win ranks. |
| Mature Community | It is a whitelisted server, ensuring a safe place for all people. Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature. |
| Redstone Ready | Server is running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for Redstone contraptions. No laggy machines that crash the server. |
| Easy Connectivity | The server is up 24/7, mods not required but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication. |
| Fun | Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events. All are welcome to participate! |
To join, click here to join the Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules.
No mods are required to join, but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.
Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.
No, the server only has handpicked datapacks for QoL changes. No land claiming or pay to win ranks.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a dancing panda wearing a top hat and monocle, who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune and a rainbow appears in the sky. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! rubs tummy
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a Chocobo while battling a Pokkur? Now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. You’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.
But wait, there’s more! Our meetups are legendary. Picture this: a meetup at the top of a ship, surrounded by wolves and dynamis. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy novel, but with more creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pixelated blocks in your dreams.
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
