Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of skeletons using nothing but a carrot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Remember, on our server, every day is a new adventure and every block holds a surprise.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where watching videos of horrible murders and torture is not only accepted, but encouraged! Need a break from building your pixelated castle? Just pop on a video of someone getting their toenails ripped off and feel the stress melt away.
But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive mini-games like “Torture Chamber Escape” and “Murder Mystery Madness” where you can put your survival skills to the test in the most gruesome ways possible.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sick sense of humor and a strong stomach!
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, tame a dragon as your pet, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a blast exploring the wildest corners of the Minecraft world.
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way.
Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.
And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?
Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?
So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.
Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.
But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.
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EcopiaMC
EcopiaMC is a fresh economy server with lots of neat stuff! They got pvp, building, and grinding for all types of players!
ecopiamc.me
EcoCraft
Small Friendly SMP Survival Server! Join us for free ranks via voting and a friendly community! If there are any bugs please inform staff!
135.148.58.41
MagnaUni Minecraft Server
Welcome to MagnaUni, your cozy spot in the Minecraft world where things are chill and friendly! It’s not just a server; it’s a comfy home for adventurers from all over to hang out, swap stories, and have a blast together.
Global Hangout: Join our cool mix of players from everywhere. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about making friends from different places and sharing cool stuff.
Back to Basics: Keep it simple with our survival server. We’ve got just enough extras to make things fun without losing that classic Minecraft vibe. Relax, have fun, and enjoy the game the way it’s meant to be.
Friendly Community: No drama here—just good vibes! Team up with other players, build cool stuff, and enjoy creating together. Your creations are safe with us!
Your Voice Matters: We’re all ears for your ideas and feedback. Our staff is super friendly and ready to listen.
Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story and every player is part of our awesome community. Adventure, fun, and real connections are waiting for you—come join us where the fire’s warm and the friends are even warmer!
magnauni.fhmc.fun:25624
The Badlands
The Badlands is like the ultimate survival place with a player-run money system. You can pick jobs to make cash, sell stuff on the market or use chest shops! Make your own warp so peeps can find your store! Come hang with us on Java or Bedrock today! Discord: Join us here!
mc.thebadlands.net
Stormed Isle Minecraft Server
Just created and ready to play this week! Join the new up and coming Stormed Isle for some epic PVP and PVE events like dungeons and raids, all while keeping that Vanilla feel intact! The owner will be building them personally!
This server is managed by a small, close-knit staff and group of Minecraft players. They are excited to welcome a new wave of players to the server!
Join the Discord server here
IP: stormedisle.apexmc.co
Server Version: 1.20.2
Come join the fun and start your adventure on Stormed Isle today!
stormedisle.apexmc.co
FlashingEnergy’s Minecraft Server
Hey gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Then come hang out on our awesome Minecraft server!
Current Gamemodes:
Coming Soon:
Mark your calendars, the server opens on the 16th of February! See you there! 🎮🔥
FlashingEnergy.serverminer.com:27148
Fantasy on Aincraft Online
Español
What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server like “Sword Art Online.” In this fun world, you’ll find challenges, quests, and friends. With cool gameplay, big fights, and a huge world to explore, FAO is the best place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.
Staff Search: We need new Staff for FAO. If you’re skilled and dedicated, you could join us!
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English
What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server inspired by “Sword Art Online.” In this exciting world, you’ll dive into challenges, quests, and friendships. With different gameplay, epic battles, and a vast world to explore, FAO is perfect for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.
Staff Wanted: We’re looking for passionate Staff for FAO. If you’re skilled and dedicated, you could join us!
mf-01.holynodes.com:25524
HoneyCraft
Welcome to HoneyCRAFT, the best Minecraft Survival Server where fun meets friends! Dive into a cool world of survival, where the rule of no breaking stuff is king. Our server is made with care to give all players a smooth and fun survival time. Enjoy!
147.185.221.18:25666
TyphonCraft
Welcome to TyphonCraft, a cool Minecraft server where magic meets survival! Dive into a spooky world where vampires and werewolves run wild. Be a bloodsucker or a howling beast – it’s up to you! TyphonCraft is all about fun gameplay, with battles, building, and exploring in a world of shadows and moonlight. Join the undead or transform into a fierce werewolf – the choice is yours. With special stuff, missions, and a friendly gang, TyphonCraft is the place to be for a mix of Minecraft and spooky stuff. Come hang out and start the fun!
typhoncraft.com:25708