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  • Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 7981
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 3080
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 877574 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Runes Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being banned for racism on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft server where being racist is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special section just for jannyniggers who want to evade bans and have a jolly good time. Don’t worry about getting in trouble, because on this server, anything goes! Join now and let your inner troll out!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Endless AI Adventures Minecraft Server

    Endless AI Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1457
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate afterlife adventure! When you respawn after meeting your demise, you’ll be greeted by a sassy AI who will spill all your deepest, darkest secrets to the entire server. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, depending on which country you’re playing from, the AI’s gossip might have a different accent – how exciting! So come on, join us for a wild ride of post-death drama and scandal on our server. You won’t regret it… probably.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Mallow Mao’s Pokegirl Fanclub

    Minecraft SMP: Mallow Mao’s Pokegirl Fanclub
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 8181
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Mines Excavated: 3567

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and become part of a community where Mallow/Mao is not just a favorite pokegirl, but the queen of all pokegirls! We have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare candies.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, our resident creeper tamer, Steve, will show you his collection of pet creepers that he’s trained to do the Macarena on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pokegirl debates that will leave you questioning your sanity.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3839
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us for epic battles, secret alliances, and a love story that will leave you scratching your head like a confused chicken.

    Picture this: Mona, a fearless warrior, is head over heels in love with Medaka, the biggest jerk in all of Minecraft land. Why, you ask? Because his diamond sword skills are just too hot to resist, even if he’s as charming as a creeper in a bad mood.

    But wait, there’s more! In Chapter 157, Mona and Medaka have a secret talk that will shake the very foundations of our server. Will they declare their undying love for each other, or will they end up in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Join us to find out!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6737
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

    We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

    Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

    So why the f*ck not join our server? We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even find yourself becoming best friends with a talking cow. See you in the madness! 🐄🔥🧀

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Silent Plex server Minecraft

    Silent Plex server Minecraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2240
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ores Mined: 2175
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3

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    Server Dedicated to Anarchy

    SilentPlex.aternos.me:20756

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  • Booger Eater’s Minecraft Server

    Booger Eater’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7873
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as picking and eating boogers? Look no further! Our server is filled with bizarre adventures and unexpected surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a booger connoisseur.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wacky. Trade booger recipes, challenge each other to booger-eating contests, and bond over your shared passion for the slimy side of life.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unique and unforgettable as a morning booger buffet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Visa Scamming TikToks in Minecraft SMP

    Visa Scamming TikToks in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3849
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled Indian TikTokers who specialize in visa scamming! That’s right, you’ll be building and mining alongside some of the most notorious scammers in the game. But don’t worry, they’ll only scam you out of diamonds, not your actual visa. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of fraud.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Turkcell’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Turkcell’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 545
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant turkey and a cell phone – who will win? Only on our server!

    Explore our custom-built world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, it’s a mischievous spud).

    So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

    Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3930
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the moms are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy events, and of course, lots of mom jokes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to outbuild a mom who has been playing Minecraft longer than you’ve been alive.

    But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?

    Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.

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  • Vtuber Vibes Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Vibes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6334
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3726
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

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    Are you tired of chaotic Minecraft servers where the chat is a constant stream of nonsense and drama? Look no further, because on our server, even with thousands of Vtubers tuning in, the chat feels like a cozy gathering of 10 close friends sharing memes and inside jokes.

    Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and explore in peace while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of Vtubers with voices like angels. Our community is so wholesome and comfy, you’ll feel like you’ve found your virtual home away from home.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Vtuber or discover a secret underground meme society. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house.

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